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May your holiday be included herein

Well, to spread the anomalous and generally religious celebrations coming up, I have written this Beee-autiful peace of celebratory music.

Well, I wrote the song. The music is supposed to be "Penny Lane" From the Beatles.



Happy Christmahannakwanzadarwilifeday.
Solstice and Saturnalia too.
If you're atheist waddaya do?
Oh, shut up you!

Happy Christmahannakwanzadarwilifeday.
If you're puritan no celebration
Just religious contemplation...for christmas day
(The puritan way)

Celebration is in my ears, and in my eyes.
people protest things what a surprise
I think that we should just have

Happy Christmahannakwanzadarwilifeday.
Lights clear away the mysterious mist.
What happens for scientologists?
Who knows the answer to this?

Happy Christmahannahkwanzadarwilifeday.
When some dead guy wasn't really born.
Stole the date from guy Bjorn
Think Jesus is god?
(That's very odd)

Celebration's in my ears, and in my eyes.
People protest I'm not surprised
I think we have

A happy christmahannahkwanzadarwilifeday.
JP has Christianbaitingmas
Well that could cause a mess
I hope for the best

Joyous Christmahannakwanzadarwilifeday.
An excuse to celebrate the new year.
And if you're chinese never fear
Have a parade (drink lemonade)
 
 
 
You know what, I couldn't get them all in. have you SEEN how many religions this world has.

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